But what kind of sharp, ambitious rap crew picks a fight at a club at this particular moment in Seattle? And with club security, no less-security who must be at their most heightened levels of no-bullshit vigilance in the wake of the Chop Suey shooting. Love them or hate them-and I tend to lean just slightly toward the former-Mad Rad are a sharp, ambitious crew. Hearing about the incident afterward, it sounded kind of like a bad parody, a pale imitation of the previous weekend's fatally real violence at Chop Suey. Finnan and Quiroga were charged with assault Robinson apparently entered a pretrial diversion program to avoid charges. Peter Robinson (P Smoov) allegedly refused to leave, was "extremely intoxicated," and was arrested for trespassing. Trusting to this assurances, I at length found myself in Seattle with very few. Finnan and Quiroga allegedly attacked a security guard, drawing blood with a blow to the face. 85-113) Chop Suey: A Cultural History of Chinese Food in the United. The police report states that when officers arrived, Ty Finnan (DJ Darwin) and Nathan Quiroga (Buffalo Madonna) were pinned to the ground by security after being ejected from the club and repeatedly attempting to reenter. on January 11, three members of local "hipster-hop" crew Mad Rad were arrested outside of Neumos following an alleged drunken brawl with security. Borat's sister is the number-four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan-and while she may not publicize her family values, she does offer a glorious family discount! You've probably seen Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan already, but you probably need to see it again this weekend. Borat keeps his retarded brother in a cage. GO SEE 'BORAT': Borat brings bags of poop to the dinner table. ( Best bets, north to south: Tulalip Casino, Tulalip, Club Hollywood Casino, North Seattle, 546-4444 Muckleshoot Casino, Auburn, Emerald Queen Casino, Tacoma, AMY KATE HORN Consider inviting Grandma-she probably owns her own daubers. GO GAMBLING: Odds are there's a casino open right now within 15 miles of you. ( Wade's Eastside Gun Range, 13570 Bel-Red Rd, Bellevue, 42.) DAVID SCHMADER For extra fun, pop by your neighborhood Kinko's and enlarge some photos of your most infuriating relatives, then pump your custom targets full of lead. GO TO A GUN RANGE: Nothing soothes a frazzled spirit like the kick of a rented. Bring Mom! ( Fri Nov 24 at El Corazón, 109 Eastlake Ave E., 7 pm, $17/$20, all ages.) ARI SPOOL She is being eaten, in all of the most intimate places, by squiggly green worms. My favorite is a painting of a woman, naked and reclining into a vulva. GO SEE CANNIBAL CORPSE: Cannibal Corpse are responsible for some of the best record covers in metal. ( Aradia Women's Health Clinic, 1300 Spring St, Suite 500, 323-9388.) ERICA C. Enter Aradia Women's Health Clinic, which offers birth control, emergency contraception, and abortion services. GET AN ABORTION: Admit it: Being around your dysfunctional disaster of a family makes you question the wisdom of ever having kids. ( Chop Suey, 1325 E Madison St, 324-8000.) HANNAH LEVIN So when the urge to punch your homophobic aunt becomes overwhelming, opt for hitting the dance floor at Chop Suey, where both nights take place, and where you'll be surrounded by a crowd of like-minded, lascivious queers. GET YOUR GAY ON: The city's most homo-rific dance nights-Comeback for boys on Friday and LICK for ladies on Saturday-fall on Thanksgiving weekend this year. ( The Vasectomy Clinic, 5402 47th Ave NE, 525-4090.) BRENDAN KILEY What better time to resolve to end the absurd carnival of suffering called the human race? Snip, snip. Your sister's being a sanctimonious pain in the ass and your brother-Christ, let's not even talk about him. GET A VASECTOMY: Thanksgiving is over: Mom is sniffling Dad is drunk. Don't ask me how I know this, but trust me, it'll make Santa's day. Wait until Santa's got some kid on his lap who's too old to care or too young to realize. JOSH FEITīRING SANTA A HOT-PRESSED HAM: Stand on the sidewalk outside Santa's Cottage at the downtown Nordstrom. ( Rick's, 11332 Lake City Way Déjà Vu Showgirls, 1510 First Ave The Sands, 7509 15th Ave NW). The electorate shot down the mayor's effort to play Taliban, so do your patriotic duty and head to one of Seattle's strip clubs. GO TO A STRIP CLUB: A super majority-62 percent of Seattle voters-think it's okay for a straight guy to spend $20 to have a hottie grind her ass against his lap.
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